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Can San Franciscos New Ufo Toilets Fix Its Hygiene Problem

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South San Francisco Residents Can Now Text 911 In An Emergency
(Oct 2018) SAN MATEO COUNTY, CA — South San Francisco residents now have a new option when it comes to getting ahold of an emergency dispatcher in a time of need: texting. “Text to 911” is now live in San

Which remaining games can the San Francisco 49ers win?
(Oct 2018) It’s only October 10, but the discussion around the San Francisco 49ers is already starting to pivot towards making this a rebuilding year and focusing on what needs to be done to put this team in

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